tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post2984093384548905571..comments2024-02-22T07:47:22.661-05:00Comments on The Bathroom Monologues: BM: Who would win: Superman or Batman?John Wiswellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-13699793295004015622013-08-15T07:09:58.337-04:002013-08-15T07:09:58.337-04:00This is gorgeous!This is gorgeous!Quentinhttp://bestrecumbentexercisebikes.us/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-77145256380217208752013-07-30T16:46:04.750-04:002013-07-30T16:46:04.750-04:00First of all, Batman fans are not "awful.&quo...First of all, Batman fans are not "awful." Second of all, Superman never does jack to prep so infinite prep time wouldn't help his blue-tight wearing ass anyway and Batman wins. Third of all, Superman didn't witness his parents demise at the hands of common street thugs when he was a wee child. Of course Batmnan took it harder. Shame on you. Fourth of all, the only abuse of children that can be blamed on Bruce is Robin. So Superman can suck it.<br /><br />(oh, *that's* that what you meant about Batman fans being awful...)<br /><br />(also, I think Batman vs. Superman is the stupidest fucking idea for a movie ever....they can make that shit, but they can't make a decent Wonder Woman movie?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-66761252273471700692013-07-30T13:13:04.314-04:002013-07-30T13:13:04.314-04:00LOL Those are all good. On tumblr, I had a comic c...LOL Those are all good. On tumblr, I had a comic come across about Batman vs Superman. Superman threw Batman into the sun and Batman dies. A bit later, a letter is delivered to Superman and he discovers that Batman infused himself w/ Krypton and now the sun is emitting it (or something like that. It's been a while and I'm too lazy to find the comic) and Superman dies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-76379653443863957172013-07-30T11:30:07.900-04:002013-07-30T11:30:07.900-04:00I'm with Larry and Peter. Superman just doesn&...I'm with Larry and Peter. Superman just doesn't have the need to have pissing contests. Yeah, his home planet is gone, but he himself can't remember it happening and he appreciates the Kents raised him add best they could. He knows he could hang it up and help Mom on the farm if he wanted to. <br /><br />Batman's coming from a while different place. As the Nolan films so beautifully pointed out, a lot of the crime he's fighting was born from the capitalism his family got rich from. <br /><br />I love both characters, so I'm not that interested in seeing them fight. <br /><br />Now that I wrote that, I'm curious how Batman vs. Iron Man would work out. Katherine Hajerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08270232675026751342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-3697390332267672792013-07-30T11:09:08.465-04:002013-07-30T11:09:08.465-04:00Superman wins. Of course he does. But I wonder if ...Superman wins. Of course he does. But I wonder if this is as much about the ideals they represent fighting as the characters. Or at least who sells the most comics.<br /><br />I remember years ago when there was a DC / Marvel crossover where they confabulated a reason for the heroes of the two universes to fight each other one on one (though they were cowardly match ups as I recall). Anyway, the fans got to vote who won each fight.Peter Newmanhttp://www.runpetewrite.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-67055584177795786692013-07-30T11:01:19.258-04:002013-07-30T11:01:19.258-04:00So important, including the ground rules in these ...So important, including the ground rules in these hypotheses. I chuckled at "the writer likes Batman" too -- that's another really important factor.<br /><br />Actually, I think in most of these scenarios, Superman's going to say "I don't need to prove myself," and fly Lois Lane to Hawaii for a long weekend.Larry Kollarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08317037795075278427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-34375976382143340232013-07-30T10:11:08.375-04:002013-07-30T10:11:08.375-04:00The superpower of money can also be used to orches...The superpower of money can also be used to orchestrate a smear campaign so vicious that Superman leaves Earth in disgust. Batman wins.Tony Nolandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15090583562737225942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-29044676608012135762013-07-30T05:45:51.341-04:002013-07-30T05:45:51.341-04:00Uses his fortune to hire the Flash and wins - hila...Uses his fortune to hire the Flash and wins - hilarious!Alex J. Cavanaughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09770065693345181702noreply@blogger.com