tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post3302915363817399356..comments2024-02-22T07:47:22.661-05:00Comments on The Bathroom Monologues: Bathroom Monologue: How To Avoid Being ShotJohn Wiswellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-72763136540566239532011-02-05T14:09:01.572-05:002011-02-05T14:09:01.572-05:00I'd say advice can get a sequel John - begin w...I'd say advice can get a sequel John - begin with ' I told you not to etc etc yet you went and ...Now this is what you must do etc etc.' and perhaps we will then get to know what is in the package?Brindahttp://brindabanerjee14.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-12467098051923639832011-02-03T11:26:01.138-05:002011-02-03T11:26:01.138-05:00Wow, talk about bringing on the tension! I was sca...Wow, talk about bringing on the tension! I was scared there for a minute. Really great, John!Rebecca Eminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01931904595437049369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-82772656423560154022011-02-02T02:09:49.392-05:002011-02-02T02:09:49.392-05:00This had a great tone, John... BTW, so sorry I'...This had a great tone, John... BTW, so sorry I'm late to this...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11413377601369107260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-68126828639063235312011-01-31T04:19:38.476-05:002011-01-31T04:19:38.476-05:00Aw shoot, toss-up on fave wise Wiswells:
"I...Aw shoot, toss-up on fave wise Wiswells: <br /><br />"If you brace yourself from the bruises, bullets will rip your arms apart."<br /><br />"At eight seconds, their clips will be empty. They’re zealous and will need to swap them out."<br /><br />Last liner note shot me right between the eyes, where I was laughing the hardest John, kinda with the old soundtrx from Mission Impossible theme scoring you. ~ Absolutely*Kate, very concerned about Laurita's knowing the contents of the package.Kate Pilarcik ~ absolutelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12430278736281847787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-49289297539609653412011-01-30T15:34:11.562-05:002011-01-30T15:34:11.562-05:00This sounds an awful like what I do when trying to...This sounds an awful like what I do when trying to hide the icecream from the kids when I get home -only without the guns. Avoidance, duck and cover, knowing where the ER is- all good parental skills.Tiffanyhttp://www.outofthewastebasket.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-89714279670232164072011-01-30T13:58:46.067-05:002011-01-30T13:58:46.067-05:00Good advice. Though I hope I don't need to use...Good advice. Though I hope I don't need to use it anytime soon.Eric J. Krausehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05774468607814244185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-91215606440755408862011-01-30T03:28:53.603-05:002011-01-30T03:28:53.603-05:00Alan, I only have experience in eavesdropping on s...Alan, I only have experience in eavesdropping on smarter people.<br /><br />Tim, well it wasn't his job to tell you what to do with the package! Why'd you go there in the first place if it wasn't to get out of there with it?<br /><br />Stephen, the synagogue may be a good idea. But what does he know?John Wiswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-31760101096774799952011-01-29T15:31:59.594-05:002011-01-29T15:31:59.594-05:00Good advice. Downloading it now on my PDA so I'...Good advice. Downloading it now on my PDA so I'll have it at my fingertips the next those bastards come for me.<br /><br />A man can never believe he has it all figured out and in no need of some new insight.<br /><br />Seeing what happened to everyone else's package, especially Laura's, I think I'll leave mine at the synagogue. Blame it on the fatwa.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753736809917062955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-66946060199308764152011-01-29T15:20:25.090-05:002011-01-29T15:20:25.090-05:00Package? I was supposed to keep the package? You m...Package? I was supposed to keep the package? You might have mentioned that up front....~Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774944172261988587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-37419543385409024362011-01-29T13:17:29.969-05:002011-01-29T13:17:29.969-05:00Har! No doubt taken from the James Bond handbook. ...Har! No doubt taken from the James Bond handbook. Sounds like you have some experience in this area, John.Alan W. Davidsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17067022519729701245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-48877060764602032122011-01-29T13:11:42.473-05:002011-01-29T13:11:42.473-05:00Danni, proudinformativeface
David/doodle and Rave...Danni, proudinformativeface<br /><br />David/doodle and Raven, your comments made me smile. Glad this stirred you up.<br /><br />Steve, I hate it when I'm stuck up after a carefully planned mission.<br /><br />Adam, I admit to being a little concerned at all the videogame comparisons. More nervous since I've played so little of any Call of Duty. Well done on schooling your class.<br /><br />Aidan, you've met one of the Unabomber's targets? Wow.<br /><br />Lou, this is one of my favorite comments that I've gotten in a long time. Haha, thank you so much Lou for getting so into it.<br /><br />Linda, that's true. Disregard this advice if the people after you brought multiple guns.<br /><br />Virginia, he seems to think it'll work. That's all I can say!<br /><br />Emma, not unless there's a sequel. Can advice get a sequel?John Wiswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-51231089042542869552011-01-29T12:07:19.620-05:002011-01-29T12:07:19.620-05:00Loved the energy and immediacy. I also want to kno...Loved the energy and immediacy. I also want to know what's in the package. I guess I'll never find out...Emma Newmanhttp://www.enewman.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-91564391990825410972011-01-29T11:10:40.042-05:002011-01-29T11:10:40.042-05:00Fantastic! Practical advice in an unusual situatio...Fantastic! Practical advice in an unusual situation. Why do I get the feeling this would actually work?Virginia Moffatthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12071059148315715405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-38592371679250934172011-01-29T10:37:38.125-05:002011-01-29T10:37:38.125-05:00Suspenseful and very Bond, James Bond. 8 seconds, ...Suspenseful and very Bond, James Bond. 8 seconds, though? That's for one gun -- most serious shooters carry multiple arms. Thanks for the useful info -- I'll file with my 'duck and cover' info. Peace...Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01110078016784294934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-60725934936206855902011-01-29T09:36:01.768-05:002011-01-29T09:36:01.768-05:00This was awesome. But, by far, the most awesome pa...This was awesome. But, by far, the most awesome part was the end. The way you spike the ball and are all like, that's it, I'm a bad-ass and I saved your life so go on cause I've got some bourbon to drink. Kind of like when Prince did the world's greatest guitar solo, then tossed the guitar into the audience like, I'm done with this now. Bring on the George Thorogood -- Woot.Lou Freshwaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849342766852653969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-22691869664807017762011-01-29T00:17:13.309-05:002011-01-29T00:17:13.309-05:00Cute, those movie superheros always make it look s...Cute, those movie superheros always make it look so easy.<br /><br />It reminded me of a faculty candidate in artificial intelligence who interviewed at our school and used the How to Identify a Bomb chapter from "The Worst-case Scenario Survival Handbook". Unfortunately, one of the senior faculty had received a bomb from the Unabomber. (Although, in bad taste it didn't ruin his interview, since he did get hired.)AidanFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876041003278004627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-15836889527487617712011-01-28T22:57:14.650-05:002011-01-28T22:57:14.650-05:00I'm printing this out to put in my wallet.
See...I'm printing this out to put in my wallet.<br />Seeing Icy's comment re: COD. I convinced a Year 9 class that I didn't need to buy COD: Black Ops because I was Black Ops. Iraq, 1991. <br />Being a teacher has some great perks.<br />Adam B @revhappinessAdam Badam is an english teacher and drummer sifting through the ennui, minutiae and detritus of life and cataloguing them as potential story ideas. they are pretty much a pad of sticky notes on the fridge door. he exists on twitter as @revhappiness and writes flash fiction at http://afullnessinbrevity.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-84159141750787959402011-01-28T17:32:37.455-05:002011-01-28T17:32:37.455-05:00Great stuff John, after all the xbox RPG's and...Great stuff John, after all the xbox RPG's and shooters I've done, I know only too well the 'Wis'dom of your words.<br /><br />PS. Soddin' mugger stole my package.Steve Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18414279461366098783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-88765042390513259292011-01-28T15:27:36.880-05:002011-01-28T15:27:36.880-05:00So descriptive and brilliant. A fantastic read.So descriptive and brilliant. A fantastic read.Raven Corinn Carlukhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06014248975870886289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-83824064923328252512011-01-28T15:02:41.861-05:002011-01-28T15:02:41.861-05:00heart is racing a bit, broheart is racing a bit, broAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-1913279807929912772011-01-28T14:05:25.688-05:002011-01-28T14:05:25.688-05:00Informative and entertaining. What would we do wit...Informative and entertaining. What would we do without you, John?<br /><br />thoughtfully smiling faceDanielle La Pagliahttp://www.daniellelapaglia.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-30741625764733836592011-01-28T12:52:25.723-05:002011-01-28T12:52:25.723-05:00Harry, danger danger! High voltage! (But I really ...Harry, danger danger! High voltage! (But I really appreciated the praise, I'm only teasing)<br /><br />Mike, haha, thank you for reading.<br /><br />Deanna, if I get some good free time and the right voice down, I'll try this tonight.<br /><br />Laurita, yes. I'll officially concede the canon: pregnane is in the package.<br /><br />Bev, would you like to take a shot at recording it?<br /><br />Gracie, it could be a whole series, up until, "How to Retire Anonymously in the Bahamas."<br /><br />TS, that is a great moral to take from this piece. Aesop couldn't have put it better.<br /><br />Icy, there's a money back guarantee if you die.John Wiswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-85530953769214879702011-01-28T12:48:18.873-05:002011-01-28T12:48:18.873-05:00If I follow your advice and I STILL get hammered o...If I follow your advice and I STILL get hammered on Call of Duty...I shall be very annoyed.Icy Sedgwickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11501193571425442406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-39583752389000865582011-01-28T12:34:19.291-05:002011-01-28T12:34:19.291-05:00Note to self: only carry suspicious packages when ...Note to self: only carry suspicious packages when there are concrete blocks around. <br /><br />Thanks for the tip ;)Tessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08377570668333453073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-60535253171636658172011-01-28T12:24:39.614-05:002011-01-28T12:24:39.614-05:00Ha, good one! Heart-pumping little how-to. And tho...Ha, good one! Heart-pumping little how-to. And thorough, too.<br /><br />I can see the next one: How to Retrieve the Ill-Got Package and Disappear.<br /><br />Great stuff.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04548995059233308982noreply@blogger.com