tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post5972736115961267998..comments2024-02-22T07:47:22.661-05:00Comments on The Bathroom Monologues: Bathroom Monologue: South Korea Bans/Teaches EvolutionJohn Wiswellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-83652862524621224382012-09-21T07:40:19.802-04:002012-09-21T07:40:19.802-04:00I found this very funny. "Men with heavy boot...I found this very funny. "Men with heavy boots will be dispatched."<br /><br />My dad loves to watch documentaries and such about space and so on, but still believes that there isn't evolution. It seems some notions are very hard to shake. Craig Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07176851401465801580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-64223470198927810942012-09-19T11:05:28.226-04:002012-09-19T11:05:28.226-04:00What an elegant way to show how ridiculous somethi...What an elegant way to show how ridiculous something is!Peter Newmanhttp://www.runpetewrite.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-21730922261856258792012-09-19T02:41:34.103-04:002012-09-19T02:41:34.103-04:00SAVE THE ASIATIC HOT PINK BEAR! Despite its cute, ...SAVE THE ASIATIC HOT PINK BEAR! Despite its cute, evolutionary nature, right now this ravenous man-eater is suffering a cull for cheerleader pompoms and ear muffs... <br /><br />Don't let it become extinct like the Pink Panther. <br /><br />St. Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10111660663883108862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-64363974914260052152012-09-16T23:59:52.143-04:002012-09-16T23:59:52.143-04:00Hilarious, John. And still it wouldn't shock m...Hilarious, John. And still it wouldn't shock me if it were a real headline someday, I feel like I've seen some equally illogical, you know those stories you think came from The Onion until you find out they're true.liminalfictionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08762010680878316253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-17162081429003929272012-09-15T18:50:50.681-04:002012-09-15T18:50:50.681-04:00I see there is a fondness for the Asiatic Hot Pink...I see there is a fondness for the Asiatic Hot Pink Bear... I join the club before it's banned!<br />Cindy Vaskovahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06747628778627025130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-17421015820133675242012-09-15T17:35:10.513-04:002012-09-15T17:35:10.513-04:00There's certainly a thought process at work he...There's certainly a thought process at work here, but if it's a decent one or not, then that's open to debate. Certainly an interesting piece!Icy Sedgwickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11501193571425442406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-80760875609005623942012-09-14T22:48:26.215-04:002012-09-14T22:48:26.215-04:00I'll just have to make my own on the beach by ...I'll just have to make my own on the beach by Lake Ontario. Sheetrock isn't that expensive these days...Katherine Hajerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08270232675026751342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-13245653866777181982012-09-14T20:08:40.418-04:002012-09-14T20:08:40.418-04:00So Obama is still president then at the time this ...So Obama is still president then at the time this boy is reading assuming this is in the future of course :)Shouldn't there be more red dots on that map..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-86078822134266691402012-09-14T17:21:15.423-04:002012-09-14T17:21:15.423-04:00mankind having conquered every environment on eart...mankind having conquered every environment on earth and with the advances in medicine and plenitude of food (for a majority at least) had I believe stopped evolving, since there was nothing environmental left to push us to adapt any further. However, the rapid pace of communications and life online and data bombardment, may just kickstart our eviolutionary development once again, on the brain if nothing else...?<br /><br />marc nashSulci Collectivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03293833259808943096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-61038521143666192512012-09-14T17:18:32.119-04:002012-09-14T17:18:32.119-04:00you wouldn't be allowed, it's all fenced o...you wouldn't be allowed, it's all fenced off. Druids are given one entry pass a year on the solstice...<br /><br />marc nashSulci Collectivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03293833259808943096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-43197675089760567642012-09-14T15:03:13.827-04:002012-09-14T15:03:13.827-04:00This line had me smiling John.
"If it evolve...This line had me smiling John.<br /><br />"If it evolves against the gas, men with heavy boots will be dispatched."Steve Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18414279461366098783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-66325319483126233012012-09-14T13:53:36.695-04:002012-09-14T13:53:36.695-04:00I enjoy your coping mechanisms, Katherine.I enjoy your coping mechanisms, Katherine.John Wiswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-72522587869417477562012-09-14T13:53:09.528-04:002012-09-14T13:53:09.528-04:00Well, I think you're allowed to multiply with ...Well, I think you're allowed to multiply with variation. They'd probably be pro-cloning.John Wiswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-11936318583150453202012-09-14T13:52:04.836-04:002012-09-14T13:52:04.836-04:00I read it at 11 or 12. Great hook for this boy, wh...I read it at 11 or 12. Great hook for this boy, what with the kid getting mauled and the man being "run over."John Wiswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-76071103028813446202012-09-14T13:51:29.896-04:002012-09-14T13:51:29.896-04:00Glad you enjoyed it, Aaron! It was fun to work out...Glad you enjoyed it, Aaron! It was fun to work out.John Wiswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-60667870085783970142012-09-14T13:51:10.651-04:002012-09-14T13:51:10.651-04:00If only I could sue the oceans for every hurricane...If only I could sue the oceans for every hurricane...John Wiswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-61685798415941966712012-09-14T13:50:56.008-04:002012-09-14T13:50:56.008-04:00I thought you might! Not sure on the necessary env...I thought you might! Not sure on the necessary environmental pressures, though. Something with global warming?John Wiswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-60139611193641201582012-09-14T11:02:53.476-04:002012-09-14T11:02:53.476-04:00Reality is one of those things that is hard to ign...Reality is one of those things that is hard to ignore, but some people still manage it.Tony Nolandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15090583562737225942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-87112075608001912952012-09-14T10:31:04.524-04:002012-09-14T10:31:04.524-04:00They also 'missed the part in Genesis' abo...They also 'missed the part in Genesis' about 'go forth and multiply'. Or am I missing the point here?Natalie Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782295299918125923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-21003259757171272052012-09-14T08:25:04.389-04:002012-09-14T08:25:04.389-04:00All children should be given a copy of Jurassic Pa...All children should be given a copy of Jurassic Park anyway. Even if they haven't got a DVD player.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-11654896767927925242012-09-14T08:13:00.612-04:002012-09-14T08:13:00.612-04:00I love your spin on this. "Evolution is a hea...I love your spin on this. "Evolution is a heartless murderer and most be stopped." had me smiling.Aaronhttp://mgideon.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-30660401389876543582012-09-14T04:34:44.290-04:002012-09-14T04:34:44.290-04:00If North Carolina in the US can legislate rising s...If North Carolina in the US can legislate rising sea levels, I suppose all bets are off. Besides, I agree with Helen about the Asiatic Hot Pink Bear. Delightful.Tim VanSant Writeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17614259042362664840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-23961161235630900162012-09-14T02:49:07.228-04:002012-09-14T02:49:07.228-04:00You are a very twisted individual. I am truly gra...You are a very twisted individual. I am truly grateful for this. Thank you.Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-3628859144486624412012-09-14T02:48:27.746-04:002012-09-14T02:48:27.746-04:00I think an ' Asiatic Hot Pink Bear' sound...I think an ' Asiatic Hot Pink Bear' sounds delightful ^__^Helen A. Howellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12748128819820230841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-77352863251423567272012-09-14T00:48:58.725-04:002012-09-14T00:48:58.725-04:00So I guess they missed the part in Genesis where G...So I guess they missed the part in Genesis where God commands Adam, Eve, and all their descendants to be stewards of the earth?<br /><br />This is a fabulous and funny example of echo-chamber logic. The real-life version of this stuff makes me want to grab a sleeping bag and camp out overnight in the centre of Stonehenge.Katherine Hajerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08270232675026751342noreply@blogger.com