Phase 1
Helen finally tries out for the school play. Danny and Asia hate theatre, but go to her audition anyway, and
cheer like it's a conference football game when she's cast as ___. ___ is the
role that shall never be spoke of again starting Friday. No one else wants to
play ___ because of the costume, with the straps that nobody can figure out are
supposed to stay up.
Phase 2
Helen is electric as ___ for two minutes and ten seconds,
before the straps come apart like overcooked pasta. Hundreds of people,
including, Helen's mother, her brother and the Honors Bio teacher she has a
crush on, see her topless. Her life is over.
Asia has an idea to
resurrect her. She's watching with Danny on the catwalk.
Phase 3
Running through the hallway, Helen sees a cell phone
streaming video of her impromptu topless scene. Her shame is already a Vine.
Danny snags Helen's elbow, hauls her into the empty English
classroom, and gives her his jacket. Helen sobs and begs Danny and Asia to never speak of the stupid role again. Danny
promises to, and is halfway through promising to replace the name with a blank
line if he ever sees it again, when Asia
strips off her jeans, and then down to a neon orange bra and thong that her
friends never expected she was capable of wearing. With equal fervor, she begs
Helen to go streaking with her.
"We have to own this before it owns you," she
explains, casing the hallway for adults who might impede seizing the day.
Phase 4
Helen is mocked ceaselessly, on Facebook, the street, and in
every glance she gets in school. Asia's plan
failed and now the two of them are a school meme - Thesbians.
She keeps taking bathroom breaks from class to cry, and
Danny refuses to let her go alone, and so is eventually sent to Detention for
going into the Girls' bathroom. He becomes part of the meme before his sentence
is served, and Asia and Helen wait up for him
afterward to break the news. Asia mocks him
for being the biggest Thesbian of all until Helen smiles and agrees to pizza.
Phase 5
Asia is asleep, half on top of the pizza boxes and half
beneath the futon, even though she's the one who asked to watch Pacific Rim for a second time in one night. Helen is on
her way to sleep, dozing off against Danny's bony right arm as giant robots defend
the world. She means to ask what he thought of Asia's
dumb streaking plan, and then sees down the back of his khakis and realizes he
isn't wearing underwear.
Drowsy, she makes a joke about it.