I can't believe it's been five years since I asked people to look at my RAQ. This was an annual highlight of the Bathroom Monologues calendar, and I'm resurrecting it in 2017.
What is the RAQ, you ask?
Well my birthday is September 4th. Up until Friday, September 1st, I'm asking you to ask me questions that you've never asked anyone else. These are the Rarely Asked Questions.
Examples include:
-What is the vapor point of extra virgin olive oil?
-If an 80's cartoon villain had to be your aunt, who would you pick?
-If he wants to avoid the conductor and skip the fare, what is the best time for a Mummy to hop the Baltimore light rail?
You can ask as many questions as you like, as long as they're unique.
What you don't normally ask anyone else is entirely up to you. Please
leave your mysteries and queries in the Comments section of this post.
I'll compile every question and answer at least one per person on September 4th - my birthday. That's how I like to celebrate.