tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post3477021690476506210..comments2024-02-22T07:47:22.661-05:00Comments on The Bathroom Monologues: Bathroom Monologue: You might be in the mob if...John Wiswellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-29667816693921934492008-02-16T13:03:00.000-05:002008-02-16T13:03:00.000-05:00Thanks so much, everybody!Thanks so much, everybody!John Wiswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416044628686736927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-81527343365783941612008-02-15T11:56:00.000-05:002008-02-15T11:56:00.000-05:00...the words "family" and "business" have non-stan......the words "family" and "business" have non-standard definitions.<BR/><BR/>...any statement with the word "sleep" in it makes you nervous.<BR/><BR/>...your wife's hair is more than a foot high.<BR/><BR/>...you don't have friends, you have convenient alibis.Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11882311097987063641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-53707692530414777882008-02-14T14:24:00.000-05:002008-02-14T14:24:00.000-05:00...when people say "I need to go to the cleaners",......when people say "I need to go to the cleaners", you ask who they've killed.<BR/><BR/>...you are introduced to a man named Guido and don't bat an eye.<BR/><BR/>...you know several stores where you can't actually buy what they advertise, and what they actually sell.<BR/><BR/>...you broken several bones in you lifetime. Just not your own.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-45096615067479053142008-02-13T21:24:00.000-05:002008-02-13T21:24:00.000-05:00...you've spent many a night playing 'Six Degrees ......you've spent many a night playing 'Six Degrees of Al Capone'. Using only family members.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176386695360251205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-75648593680523619652008-02-12T11:59:00.000-05:002008-02-12T11:59:00.000-05:00...your best friends names are Vino, Ginnie, Donni......your best friends names are Vino, Ginnie, Donnie, and Lou. <BR/><BR/>...you don't watch the Sopranos, you live it.<BR/><BR/>...you *always* wear Armani. Even to the gym.<BR/><BR/>...No matter what it is, you've got a cousin or friend who can get it for you or a friend cheaper.Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11882311097987063641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3337042377966398742.post-35595246703629768732008-02-11T16:05:00.000-05:002008-02-11T16:05:00.000-05:00...you own several cases for musical instruments b......you own several cases for musical instruments but not the instruments themselves.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com