John Wiswell on the Web

I have a tradition with my brother. He likes to figure out what's in his Christmas presents, so I give him a book. Unable to figure...

1. On December 25th. 2. As you're leaving a Christmas Eve party. 3. The week before Christmas, as you part company with someone...

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, bless us for our good intentions, which always outstrip our good works. Tod...

Every Christmas I give my brother a book. Because he's the inspired sort who prods, shakes and holds his wrapped presents to the light t...

"If it’s really a second coming, he’ll need a bulletproof hummer. That’s my gift: the gift of not getting martyred again by some asshol...

When it gets close, everyone hates Christmas. But they hate for such boring reasons. Imagine a better world, with better reasons to hate hol...

So yesterday we played the annual Bathroom Monologues Christmas game . I set up a word puzzle, this time being sixteen clues ...

He moved north at the first opportunity. Way north. He cut all ties, even to his mother, which was the hardest on him. He was a mama...