John Wiswell on the Web

I'm busy enough that I don't write much fanfic anymore, but this summer I made a secret pact with Ryan Boyd. Pursuant to our pact, ...

It wasn’t just Captain America who joined Hydra. Was it weird to you that in seventy years of continuity, Cap never mentioned his fascist...

Foggy: No no no no no. Matt: What's the matter, Foggy? Foggy: I just realized this guy is going to kill one of us and you're...

Yesterday: I ran my mouth about people saying there can't be a good Wonder Woman movie. They've taken years to produce nothing...

Dear Stacker Pentecost, I notice that you are devoting your life to fighting the giant enemies of civilization. As a mechanical bei...

When they heard what Frankenstein was up to the town put up quite a ruckus. Anyone without a flashlight (and there were quite a few, as they...

"My partner and I began our careers with a plan destined for failure. We would hire the worst playwright, to write about the most ...

Picard: Earl Grey. Kirk: Don't you... like it hot? Picard: You make it so.

The Empire was not long on Endor before it fell. The Ewoks had never had much contact with the outside universe, and so never saw the f...

The official story was that the priest simply lost his mind. While there’s no science to support, it’s long been believed that people a...

“No news anchor has ever been off television for three years and returned. If you terminate me, you’re right that the three-year non-compe...

The Pigs were mistrusted, distrusted and even disdained after the revolution, so their generosity was surprising to many, especially to hors...

Recently Chessny Silth granted me the Kreativ Blogger Award . It was actually the first sign I had she read The Bathroom Monologues, and in ...

Listen to you. You’ve had Word for twelve years and can’t figure out how to embed a chart. Oh, do you want to import from Excel? Does...

It is two dozen miles north by northwest of Gotham, and five miles of overgrown dirt road from the nearest pavement. There are a total of s...