John Wiswell on the Web

The following is an experimental product to be sold only to the most adventurous professional NFL team. Do you think it’s odd that it’s il...

"I have a headache. Go without me." "No, come down to the pool with us. Francis invented a new game. It's amazing...

The breath caught in Ade Akingbola's throat for the last time as the doctor explained his heart condition. Well, the second to the ...

When they heard what Frankenstein was up to the town put up quite a ruckus. Anyone without a flashlight (and there were quite a few, as they...

1. The pleasant fantasy that you have only one opponent. 2. That the opposing forces in front of you at the start are all that will ...

He is not wearing a helmet. It was recently brought to my attention that soldiers make less than football players. By “recently,” I...

In what was either a legitimation of Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots or a robust embrace of the late Richard Matheson, this week the Olympic Comm...

The following geneology will reveal how all sports derive from Tennis. It's commonly known in the sciences that all sports are either ...

“So they train their whole lives just so they can train for three years just so they can swim for two minutes, and the majority of the peopl...

When they heard what Frankenstein was up to the town put up quite a ruckus. Anyone without a flashlight (and there were quite a few, as they...

“Kid, you’re in your first year, and he’s had eight decisions in his last nine matches. He’s taller by two inches and heavier by twenty-...

To hear Nat Sylva narrate today's monologue, click here. "Two years he’s turned us out of the playoffs. Their training camp lo...

"Two years he’s turned us out of the playoffs. Their training camp looks even sharper this year. You’re going to have to do something m...