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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: Mate


‘He didn’t call me ‘mate’ because he was Australian. That accent was actually Uranian, and he was trying to impregnate an earth girl.”

“So when he invited you to ride his spaceship…?”

“No, that was him being a pig.”

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  1. They're the same everywhere you go...

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  2. That's not true, Laurita. The genitalia is shaped different in some locales.

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  3. The Monster thought it was real funny to tell Carlos - "We're on our way to the airport to pick up mom's new mate!"

    And I'm with Laurita, I don't care what shape the genitalia....they're all the same.

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  4. Hmph. Sexism goes both ways, it seems…

    And I'll bet he's not from Uranus. That's just where he wants to go. :-P

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  5. Oh! Now I get it!

    Very, very, nice Mr. Wiswell.

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  6. Alien men, earth man, it makes no difference.

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  7. Sounds like a familiar story to me - a man one....

    Helen - scribbles

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  8. LOL! I think I went out with him once.

    :O

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