"The second coming of Christ was another immaculate conception, to another Mary. However this time the Mary was a lesbian. Her partner, Josephine, didn't take the news well at first. She thought Mary had cheated on her, and harbored doubts until their baby boy turned his bathwater to merlot. Things were going to be different this time, especially the conversions."
*dies laughing*
ReplyDeleteI love you, John.