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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Bathroom Monologue: Please, tell me why I think this is funny

She was a woman so polite that she took her shoes off before climbing the guardrail. She was a woman so polite that she saluted the military hummer that passed her. She was a woman so polite that she apologized to God on the way down. She was a woman so polite that she made no mess. They never found the body.

1 comment:

  1. Had a similar dream once. It's hard to explain funny things to people who just find them sad.

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