Facebook: To strike someone in the nose with a large tome. Considered rude.
Myspace: The radius around a drunk girl through which no one may venture without the risk of being splattered with sudden projectile vomit.
1337 Speak: To say out loud the only whole number existing between 1336 and 1338.
LMAO: Onomatopoeia for the way Americans believe a French cat meows.
STFU: Sound effect for someone falling down a flight of stairs.
IDK: Sound effect for road tacks deploying from the back of a police cruiser.
TTYL: The name of something, such as a book or movie.
Youtube: The male reproductive organ. Polite phrasing.
Google: A word that does not actually mean anything itself but can redirect you to any other word, and yet somehow manages to be more profitable than almost all of the other words. Considered rude. Synonyms: Yahoo, Metacrawler.
Noob: A droopy doorknob.
Filk: To throw up in your friend’s new car.
Metacritic: The five-second bonus time a critic is given for a high score on criticizing something, during which period he or she may make any claim he or she wishes without rebuttal.
Haxor: The god of striking things with an axe. See also: Apollo.
Blog: A secondary log, possibly kept in case Alog is too moist to ignite.
Sry: The death cry of a South African parakeet.
Pr0n: The pointy things on the male end of a cable.
IAKTBTFCA.DYKICMUAT?: Acronym for: “I already knew that but thanks for condescending anyway. Did you know I can make up acronyms too?”
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