Bathroom Monologue: A Clue

And in Human Rights news, the ACLU had a snafu this morning. It appears a fundamentalist anti-gay group was protesting the funerals of gay soldiers at Arlington National Cemetary, and the ACLU dispatched a standard lawyer to defend their right to free expression. However they also dispatched a lawyer to shut the protest down for religious expression on government property. The lawyers could barely converse over the chants of, “Thank God for 9/11,” and the somewhat suggestive 21-gun salute that was fired over their heads. Neither party has claimed responsibility, but both lawyers were released from the hospital this afternoon with abdominal contusions from “moderate to severe stomach punches.”