Bathroom Monologue: “ME – 5 cents” –Deposit stamp on Florida Orange Juice bottle, sold in New York

“What I’m saying, Ted, is that maybe we should get a bottle deposit in our home state. Maine is way the heck north of us. It’s embarrassing enough that only one out of all fifty states in the country will give people a recycling refund, but when it’s Maine instead of the state the oranges were picked in, the juice was processed in, and then bottled in? The ridiculousness is as pure as our fine, fine O.J.”