"Honey, I've got good news and bad news."
"Let's hear the bad news first."
"There's a killer in the house. I saw him in the corner of the mirror at the top of the stairs. He's got a knife."
"Oh my God!"
"And he cut the phone line."
"Oh my God!"
"It's okay! It's okay, because there's good news!"
"What the Hell is the good news?!!"
"I'm the killer!"
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