Bathroom Monologue: United Prussian Airways introduces Socialist Class

United Prussian Airways introduces Socialist Class. This is a response to Economy Class seats, which are supposed to be budget-priced by comfortable. These are the Capitalist Swine seats. Socialist Class deems all airplanes to be the property of society and allows ticket holders to sit wherever they want. There are no seats and passengers are liberated to sit on the drink cart, on the laps of First Class Passengers, or on the wing. Any passengers who fall off the wing will have to take up burial with their local funeral parlors. There is no word if funeral parlors will introduce Socialist Burial, beyond one undertaker in coach saying the liberated wing passengers, "can bury themselves, for a truly liberal experience."