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Saturday, June 27, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: Fawcett Vs. Jackson, OR, I'm probably going to Hell now

The difference between the dead is subtle. Michael Jackson shuttled young boys to his mansion so he could touch them. Farrah Fawcett sold her picture to young boys so they could touch themselves. The difference was customer service.
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6 comments:

  1. DeirdreJune 28, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    Holy Moly... this is greatly funny... but now I'm afraid I'm going to Hell for laughing at it!

    xox
    Deirdre

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  2. Randall NicholsJune 29, 2009 at 2:36 AM

    Before too much time passes, I just want to say I support and endorse this message.

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  3. Michael SolenderJune 29, 2009 at 5:54 AM

    see you down there! argh..too funny.

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  4. ShellyJune 30, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    HaHA! Awesome.

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  5. Greg ManuelJuly 7, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    Brilliance! Absolute Brilliance! As a comedian, quite frankly I'm kicking myself for not thinking of it myself

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  6. NessaJuly 12, 2009 at 10:57 PM

    hilarious!

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