Bathroom Monologue: Kronological, OR, Another of those oral puns

Hours later, Kronos tracked the titan war party down. He followed the curious path of destroyed zoos, all the cage doors ripped off and animals freed. Elephants and zebras were slaughtered, left roasted and partially eaten, while tigers and hyenas were scattered in terror.

He found them lounging at the remains of the last state zoo, skinning lions to make victory pelts. They offered him a zebra steak before seeing the anger in his eyes.

“You fools!” he exclaimed, slapping the shortest titan in the back of the head. “I said attack Zeus! Zeus!”