I took a year off from college to open a business. It was a social experiment in capitalism with no actual store name, just a sign reading: “WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD, 2 FOR $1.”
The whole point was to see who would walk in. Didn’t matter if they needed the bathroom or wanted to know if we were open on Sundays, because that’s usually a front for curiosity.
So, I soon concluded, are protests, and we got a lot of those, even after we let them inside to show we didn’t have any guns. I swore I’d close if anyone ever came in actually demanding our services, and that’s why I’m back at CalTech now, with two photographs, a Better Business Bureau complaint, and a dollar to put towards my student loans.
Handy eyes-free audio edition on free MP3: http://www.sendspace.com/file/mpbith
One of my all time favorites of yours - a classic.
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ReplyDeleteI enjoy your readings of these works, John. Do more! Also let me know if you want some webspace so people can directly download stuff without needing to click through some other site's ads.
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