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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: Sixty-Second Writing Challenge, writing about the word “Wanted.”

Wanted: a woman who won't cheat on me. Laundry skills a plus. Mac and cheese skills a plus. And I don't mean just boiling the stuff and dumping in the powder. I'm looking for an al dente kind of woman. Knowing however you spell “al dente” is a plus. No fat chicks.
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3 comments:

  1. Jodi MacArthurSeptember 22, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    Can the skinny chick fold laundry, stir daunting macaroni, and do the Macarena all at once?

    You need an Obama 'Yes, she can' type to answer that question.

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  2. Barry J. NorthernSeptember 23, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    So you won't be letting her eat own macaroni and cheese then?

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  3. Barry J. NorthernSeptember 23, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    Okay, more seriously, let me take up the challenge. The clock starts ... now.

    I wanted to be taller. I wanted to be thinner. I wanted to by shorter. I wanted to be fatter. All my life I've wanted the things I didn't have, yet if you take the sum of that lifetime of wants, what do you get? Nothing. They all cancel each other out.

    That was 59 seconds, but I guess it counts. Fun! Thanks.

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