For the next hour I will be LiveTweeting from the second coming of Christ. #tweetus
He brought doughnuts! #tweetus
Comes out to Queen. “It’s A Miracle.” Naturally. #tweetus
Be good to each other. Help the homeless. Usual stuff. #tweetus
Has a special guest? #tweetus
I think it's Gandhi. Can He bring back a Hindu? #tweetus
Police are here. Jesus is talking to them. #tweetus
We didn't have a permit for public assembly? Oh come on. #tweetus
How can He get a permit when He was dead until 4:00 PM? #tweetus
He asks everybody to leave peacefully. "Leave unto Caesar..." Awesome sense of humor. #tweetus
Says he'll see us all next year. Some of us sooner. He winked at me. That was disconcerting. #tweetus
Everyone seems pretty happy. Not what He used to be, but you knew what you'd get. #tweetus
By LiveTweeting, are you admitting all your other tweets are dead inside? #tweetus
Jesus brought doughnuts!
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