"I was just expected to organize a role play event with little details, and an hour to pull it off" -A friend, complaining about a failed roleplaying group
Hatiel has kidnapped everyone and stuck them in a pocket dimension. It's an actual giant pocket.
The boss fight is against a sentient pack of gum who wants to taste them for once. Miscellaneous treasure can be found including a ring of invisibility, though that won't help you much given that it's pitch black in there. It's a pocket, after all.
The tank has been turned into a crippled walrus with only one tusk. A short, stubby tusk that all the ladies say is unimpressive.
Also, Hatiel doesn't give a crap that nobody knows who he is or that his alternate dimension scenario seems mind-bendingly impossible. Anyone who is important already knows him and knows he’d make it work. Learning who he is will be viewed as being a poser and will be punished by having the pocket set on fire.
Okay: three, two, one. Go.
Is there a dancing pea?
ReplyDeleteBecause that's all it needs now.
And the peashooter has to shoot a pea into the head of the sentient gum that will transform him into someone rather important to the plot.
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