Tragedy tonight at a downtown theatre when a magician made his assistant disappear. The Russian stage man was making his first English-language performance. After a few minutes of having the audience look for her, he gave an incantation “to make her reappear.” Because of his heavy accent, the assistant instead returned in a robe and scythe. There were no survivors. Commuters who absolutely must drive through downtown should be on the lookout for a buxom vision of death in a sequined cloak.
Making me laugh before coffee -- you are something else.
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Mary
Giggles and Guns
Har! Good one. I'll be watchin' for her...but at 60mph with the windows rolled up...
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Thanks Mary! Happy to get you laughing before your morning starts. I guess the 6:00 AM regular posting time is better for some folks?
ReplyDeleteAlan, check your rearview mirror. She comes on slow but follows fast.
Always love a good pun! The last line just really sells the whole story! Death wearing sequins = win.
ReplyDeleteNice to know that death is buxom...
ReplyDeleteI was distracted by something shiny while reading. Got to the end and made that scooby doo sound, then reread the title....oh man....giggling....
ReplyDeleteYou're one funny dude John Wiswell.
Joanie, I am a staunch supporter of the pun. Glad you liked that last line - it's my favorite too.
ReplyDeleteThanks Karen. That means a lot coming from one funny gal.
Andreas, just don't rush to cuddle her.
Death in a sequined cloak. That would turn a few heads! LOL
ReplyDeleteTeehee... Loved it!
ReplyDelete"Death in a sequined cloak..."
ReplyDeleteOn this anniversary of MJ's death I'm wondering all sorts of things...
Charming joke. Refreshing and clever, really.
ReplyDeleteVery clever and rather ghoulish. Thanks for dropping by and commenting on my FF story..:)
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