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Monday, January 3, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: Five Stage Theory

“What? I'm not dead.

“Asshole, how dare you say I'm dead?

“Whatever. What can I give you to get through those gates?

“A thousand years of service? That'll take forever. I'll never get in.

“I wasn’t doing anything anyway. Should I start with mopping?”
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5 comments:

  1. Cathy Olliffe-WebsterJanuary 3, 2011 at 7:10 AM

    Thanks for the morning giggle, John!

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  2. Carrie ClevengerJanuary 3, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    Fantastic. Little lines, nice work John.

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  3. Adam BJanuary 3, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    Surprised no one is pining for the fjords :)
    Good laughs.
    Adam B @revhappiness

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  4. Tony NolandJanuary 3, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    Elizabeth Kubler Ross would be proud of this guy.

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  5. Danielle La PagliaJanuary 3, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    Best summary of the 5 Stages EVER! Brilliant as always, sir. smiley

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