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Sunday, January 16, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: Sunnier Titles for Books


-Lord of the Butterflies

-Laughterhouse Five

-Huckleberry Pie

-Jurassic Petting Zoo

-Mario Puzo's The Fairy Godfather

-Stephen King's The Lemonade Stand

-Dante's Divine Comedy (surprisingly, needed no alterations)

-The Lilliad

-Love Triangle of the Three Kingdoms

-Tofulet

-Here with the Wind

-Peace and Peace

-Crime and Rehabilitation

-The Underdog Baseball Team in the Rye

-Their Eyes Were Watching God Do Something Funny

-Lots of Water for Elephants

-The Democratic Majority Leader of the Rings
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7 comments:

  1. Paul D BrazillJanuary 16, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    Brilliant!

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  2. Cathy Olliffe-WebsterJanuary 16, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    A hearty LOL for you this fine morning!

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  3. HarryJanuary 16, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    I was dead set against changing the content of Twain's works. But somehow I have no problem with title tweaking. Very funny John!

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    Ha! I LOL'd a few times there. grinning face

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  5. Rachel BlackbirdsongJanuary 16, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    LOL "The Underdog Baseball Team in the Rye" I'm dying laughing...brilliant John!

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  6. Susan CrossJanuary 17, 2011 at 11:16 PM

    Funny!

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  7. JemmaJanuary 24, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    I think I laughed for every line in this. Well done!

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