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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: “Your scene is not a scene if….” –The Intern


-Your scene is not a scene if it has wheels and flies.

-Your scene is not a scene if it's tough enough for a man but designed for a woman.

-Your scene is not a scene if it’s redeemable for ten cents in Michigan.

-Your scene is not a scene if it’s the participle form of "to see."

-Your scene is not a scene if it's a condescending blog post.

-Your scene is not a scene if it’s supportive, reclines into the reader behind you, and can be used in a flotation device in the occurrence of a plot device.

-Your scene is not a scene if both P is true and ~P is true.

-Your scene is not a scene if Microsoft Word doesn’t underline anything in green.

-Your scene is not a scene if it's only a vehicle for conflicts designed to attract cheap readers.

5 comments:

  1. I liked 5 and 9. They seemed to go hand in hand. Although, I have to say, 4 gave me a laugh.

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  2. Relax Mr. Wiswell. You're making a scene!

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  3. Hmm the intern post makes me want to write a non-scene scene...

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  4. Your scene is not a scene if 3 out of 4 dentists recommend it. #shinygrinface

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  5. Your scene is not a scene if the cat walks in front of your monitor without stopping.

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