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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: Mate


‘He didn’t call me ‘mate’ because he was Australian. That accent was actually Uranian, and he was trying to impregnate an earth girl.”

“So when he invited you to ride his spaceship…?”

“No, that was him being a pig.”
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9 comments:

  1. LauritaJune 22, 2011 at 7:04 AM

    They're the same everywhere you go...

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  2. John WiswellJune 22, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    That's not true, Laurita. The genitalia is shaped different in some locales.

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  3. Danielle La PagliaJune 22, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    The Monster thought it was real funny to tell Carlos - "We're on our way to the airport to pick up mom's new mate!"

    And I'm with Laurita, I don't care what shape the genitalia....they're all the same.

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  4. Larry KollarJune 22, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    Hmph. Sexism goes both ways, it seems…

    And I'll bet he's not from Uranus. That's just where he wants to go. :-P

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  5. Lou FreshwaterJune 22, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    Oh! Now I get it!

    Very, very, nice Mr. Wiswell.

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  6. Sonia LalJune 22, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    Alien men, earth man, it makes no difference.

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  7. Helen A. HowellJune 23, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    Sounds like a familiar story to me - a man one....

    Helen - scribbles

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  8. W.G. CambronJune 24, 2011 at 12:48 AM

    An intergalatic horndog!

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  9. KatJune 24, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    LOL! I think I went out with him once.

    :O

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