-Removed last “corner” of the earth; nothing should fall off anymore.
-Pi now has an ending.
-Pi now has an ending.
-Single-cell organisms now evolve into multi-cellular organisms without lab technicians falsifying data.
-Beginning of the universe is now capable of being studied. Sorry everybody, but previous theories were all bunk anyway.
-The “Roanoke Colony” thing no longer happened.
-Human and Neanderthal interactions now more paleontologically confusing.
-Heisenberg uncertainty principle now consistently inconsistent.
-Boston, MA now mildly more navigable.
Counter est. March 2, 2008
More consistently inconsistend? John, you kill me. :)
ReplyDeleteYou were making sense right up to Boston. After that, it just got too implausible.
ReplyDeleteCan I suggest patches for next version?
ReplyDelete* Gravity tweaked. Apples no longer cause as much pain when dropping from trees.
* Environmental Disaster Randomizer added to provide more unpredictable weather systems for south east Asia and the Gulf of Mexico.
I have noticed no more boats missing in the Bermuda Triangle... at least for awhile. Is that the patched corner? :D
ReplyDeleteAll I want is to be able to find the dang remote. Can that be fixed?
ReplyDeleteFunny post, John. You had me laughing from the very first.
love the idea for a universe patch. LOL You always make me laugh.
ReplyDeletereally like this line: Human and Neanderthal interactions now more paleontologically confusing