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Saturday, January 28, 2012

Bathroom Monologue: Ghost Rant


“What, you think I want you to be at peace? I want you to mourn. I want you to rake your skin, and thrash on the floor, and weep that I’m dead! Why in the hell would I want you to be okay with me dying? ‘Oh, his suffering is over.’ Bullshit. That’s my concern! You? I want you to miss me. I want you to selfishly desire that my chemo went on for eternity so I could still be around. I want you to want more me. Tons more me. You’re feeling closure? Then your ass is getting haunted.”

5 comments:

  1. This is strangely enough, cute to me. Go figure. ;)

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    1. I have no problem whatsoever with finding him funny. I do.

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  2. That's probably why ghosts really hang around in the first place! Very insightful.

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    1. He'll have to ask around and compare motives with his new compatriots.

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  3. Dear John,

    i like this far better that that conductor and kid staring into space. "Then your ass is getting haunted" is the perfect ending to your story.

    Aloha,

    Doug

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