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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Bathroom Monologue: Chinese Crayfish


"We've got succulent Chinese crayfish, in fresh this morning. The chef is baking them into a pie."

"No thanks, I'm allergic to crustasians."
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7 comments:

  1. Judge WhiskyJune 10, 2012 at 7:25 PM

    This is the best piece of fishin I've ever read.
    I love puns.

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  2. Helen A. HowellJune 10, 2012 at 7:37 PM

    Best two dollar bargain you'll ever get! ^___^

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  3. Danielle La PagliaJune 10, 2012 at 8:10 PM

    hehe...that's punny. ;)

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  4. StephenJune 11, 2012 at 3:19 AM

    Short, pithy, crustacean-y. Don't know why, but that's just what I needed to see this morning.

    St.

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  5. Elephant's ChildJune 12, 2012 at 2:21 AM

    Groan. And no, I couldn't do any better.

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  6. Gerry HatrićJune 13, 2012 at 2:47 AM

    I laughed out loud in the train. People are looking at me, damn you.

    Hee-hee!

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