"Just imagine the crowd naked."
"Who... who... who is comforted by imagining thousands
of naked people staring at him? Who? And why would you let those perverts in
front of crowds? Why would you think that would comfort me? I’m comforted by
going home early on Friday, microwaving some Hot Pockets, and not facing a
thousand exposed crotches. And a thousand naked people who I’ve got to explain
are about to be laid off. The economy tough – now so tough, no one can afford
pants. There is something keenly worse about potential downsizees who are naked.
Something might… tense. Ugh. Now it’s worse. Now I’m definitely worse. If I
have a stroke, it’s because of this. Let’s just get it over with."
Counter est. March 2, 2008
Not all advice is good advice, huh? :)
ReplyDeleteJust to be clear, "Have a stroke" meant what precisely?
ReplyDeleteVery funny.
This may be colloquial, but a "stroke" like a minor heart attack (though still quite awful and dangerous), and to "have a stroke" is to suffer the onset of one.
DeleteHahaha! Yes, not exactly great advice. And how would you ever stop laughing long enough to say what you needed to say?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it works for some people, but... personally I'd prefer just not to see the crowd lol
ReplyDeleteOuch. I would prefer not to have the images in my head that this post placed there.
ReplyDeleteYeah some people are much scarier naked!
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