Bathroom Monologue: Blatant Sports Night Riff

"They had this amazing stripper."

"Amazing?"

"He was built like a Greek god."

"Did he have a better body than me?"

"Of course he did, Casey. It's his job."

"Okay, but when men are asked that question, they know how to answer it."

"Oh yeah? Did the last woman you saw naked have a better body than me?"

"Of course she was, Dana. That's why I picked her over you."

"Men do not know how to answer that question."

"It worked for me."