It's the time of year when I get to ask, "Have you seen my RAQ?"
The Rarely
Asked Questions is my birthday tradition at The Bathroom Monologues.
Until Friday night, August 31st, I'm requesting all readers leave
questions they don't normally ask anyone. They can be questions about
me, my writing, or anything entirely unrelated. Consider:
-What's the boiling point of Tungsten?
-What does my mother's snore remind you of?
-If he wants to avoid the conductor and skip the fare, what is the best time for a Mummy to hop the Baltimore light rail?
What you don't normally ask anyone else is entirely up to you, but please ask it of me. I'll compile every question and answer at least
one per person on September 4th - my birthday.
That's how I
celebrate. With my big RAQ.
Please leave your mysteries and queries in the Comments section of this post.
Have you ever wished you were a girl?
ReplyDeleteYou are briefly transported to a universe where everything is the opposite of what it is in this universe. (Everything in this universe still exists in that one, however. So, for the case of this question, the opposite of here is there, not nowhere.) You track down your parallel self. What is your parallel self like?
ReplyDeleteWhat's your favorite vegetable?
ReplyDeleteHas your life turned out the way you expected it to? So far, anyway?
ReplyDeleteWhat is your biggest regret? And thank you so much for giving us your birthday present. A truly generous gesture.
ReplyDeleteWill you remember the little people when you are famous?
ReplyDeleteWhich 21st century technology are you most intrigued by for its future?
ReplyDeleteWhat is the best lesson you have learnt so far in your life?
ReplyDeleteIf we describe the best of the questions you get as being well done, how will you resolve the paradox of something being both well done and rare at the same time? And what medium will you use to resolve it?
ReplyDeletewhen's it due?
ReplyDeleteWhat a great idea! And pretty cool of you to do this if I may say so. Right, so a question I wouldn't ask of anyone...
ReplyDeleteOn judgement day (or equivalent), what crimes would be weighed against you?
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
ReplyDeleteHow many exhibits would xzibit exhibit if xzibit would exhibit exhibits?
Deletewho wrote THE post-war Epic American novel, Don Delillo ("Underworld") or Philip Roth ("American Pastoral")?
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Indie or trad?
ReplyDeleteAs you are someone who would be categorized as 'awesome' by even the most conservative estimates, I believe you to be uniquely qualified to answer this two-part question. First, what do you consider the most radical of dinosaurs? Second, how would you have made said dinosaur even more better on a redesign?
ReplyDeletehow did the first people to print dictionaries know how to spell the words?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the most messed-up ill fate you've ever wished upon someone? (This someone, BTW, can be a fictional character you really hated or a superhero that was too cocky for you to stand- it doesn't have to be a real person.)
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