10. A nightmarish monster from a forgotten time awakens in
the ice beneath a science station in Antarctica.
Immediately upon waking it is ravenous, anemic, upon the verge of death - it
needs sustenance. If it doesn't consume all of the humans living in the station
above, it'll die by dawn. There's no other way, and it can't help but lack
empathy for its food when they immediately try to quarantine it. God knows why
they want to do that, and it’s certainly too close to death to care.
11. On December 31st, Satan has his annual meeting with God
at their favorite diner in New Jersey
to discuss the progress report of things one earth. He’s hoping for a raise. What,
you didn't know the fallen angel was undercover?
12. Vampire hunters start a covert blood bank, selling blood
as a food supply for vampires. Why? Because this is the easiest way to poison
the biters to death, lacing random bags of clover with silver dust. But there's
a shocking revelation: the biggest investor is himself an ancient vampire,
hoping to wipe out the hedonistic current generation.
13. A man escapes his quotidian life by drawing comic strips
of a sunnier existence. Rather than having an abusive wife, his cartoon self
has a manic pixie girl. Rather than being stuck in a dead-end job in a
recession, he's climbing the cartoon corporate ladder. He's always drawn the
comic idly, just letting it flow from his unconscious. Only when he pays
attention does he notice his comic-self is also anxiety-ridden, and draws his
own, still smaller comic to get his mind off of things, a series of comic strips
about an incredibly bleak and depressing world that makes him feel better about
his own. This horrifies our artist. But he has to choose what to do with his
time: navigating his cartoon-self toward self-realization and happiness, or
confronting his own reality. Is he even capable of either?
14. Xenophobic Martians desperately try to hide from an earth-sent
rover that can only be bringing bad news.
15. A monster hunter willingly dies with issues unresolved to
come back as a ghost. In this form, she can help her fellow monster hunters as
no tangible person can. But in a few decades, everyone she ever worked with is
dead, and the cultures of the world are passing her by. Worse, any resolution
that would have put her to rest is now unachievable. The only people she can
talk to are other ghosts, who fear or loathe her for her reputation. Her only
shot at companionship is finding a newborn ghost who doesn’t know her yet, to
befriend for eternity. Yet when she meets a teenaged ghost who’s obsessed with her
own death, she has to decide whether or keep the teen as a friend, or to help her
rest in peace.
16. A fringe civil rights activist is fading from fame. Once
he preached on court steps and marched with Martin Luther King Jr. (not that
the Reverend would speak to him that day, for their politics differed too
radically). Now two generations of people have taken the fight to heights he
never expected, a chaotic inclusiveness that intimidates him, and have made
rebellion mainstream. In a last-ditch effort at relevance, he hires someone to
stage an attack on him at an upcoming protest. The savaging of an old man
standing up for goodness would get him the spotlight again, and allow him to
put politics in his terms again.
17. The fluoride in everyone’s water and toothpaste really
was a Soviet mind control conspiracy, but the Soviet Union
is gone. Control of the project falls into the hands of an eccentric Chechen computer
genius, who has the ability to change minds – all of them – in any one way she
pleases. The mind control of fluoride will expire on Sunday, though, so she’s
only got a week to decide how she wants to change the world.
18. It turns out we weren’t really designing architecture at
all – for all human history, buildings have secretly been using us to construct
themselves. In this slice of life, we see a gossipy community of suburban row
houses rumoring, cheating and spying on each other, their occupants none the
wiser.
I would love to see many of these ideas in print. Which, if any. could tempt you? And why?
ReplyDeleteThat's a valid question! #10 is one I really wanted want to write, imagining it to run as a novelette, but my novel writing and an upcoming screenwriting gig have chewed up too much time for me to able to budget for it. Even if there weren't such terrible family emergencies right now, I'd imagine the whole month would go to editing existing shorts, and November becomes about editing the more recent novel. Still, that misanthropic alien horror as hero - it does linger.
DeleteI had an idea similar to #18 once: dogs got people to invent motor vehicles for two reasons. 1) Wind in the face. 2) It was the canine version of the Internet, cars carrying pee-mail across town or cross-country. With increased Internet usage and oil shortages curtailing vehicle usage, dogs are trying to brainstorm ways to keep their social network going. But just as they need their network the most, it's going away…
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