There is a physician’s office at the end of the
sty. It is open only Mondays and Fridays, when something funny is put in the
slop. On those two days per week a particular pig puts on a pristine white coat
and polished stethoscope and tends to the medical issues of her fellow
cloven-hoofed kind. She has a PhD from out of state, an overturned slop bucket
for a desk, and a banner with her motto: “Do No Ham.”
Ermagherd!
ReplyDeleteI saw your question on Twitter, "What's the pig physician's motto?" My immediate thought was, "If you can't fix it, pork it."
ReplyDeleteWince.
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