Has there ever been a Slasher parody where teens realize the
virgins in their town are being sacrificed, and so they all throw a party to
lose their virginity and become safe? Over and over again, hooded cultists
would sneak up on their young victims, only to find them copulating and thus
off bounds, forced to slink back into the shadows in depression. Could even
climax by whacking the survivor girl, thus summoning Satan, who throws an
infernal kegger at which all the surviving horny teens are welcome.
LOL... sounds like a plot that would be right at home in the Scary Movie franchise. I did write a #FridayFlash on that theme once, where the virgin went and got laid so she wouldn't get chucked in the volcano.
ReplyDeleteI remember that one! And I think we've all played with the idea of getting rid of virginity to save yourself. I think even Gilligan's Island did that once. In this case, I'm curious about turning that trope around to be the whole point of the movie. Seems more plausible in today's very meta-Slasher atmosphere.
DeleteWe'd call it Rosemary's Babies?
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DeleteIt's bad that I almost made that the title of this post. You're the best.
DeleteI think that would make an awesome parody, although the ending puzzled me until I remembered the "no sex before marriage" crowd. "Why would Satan care about... oh, oh right." That sort of reaction.
ReplyDeleteThis could all end up as a horny time (get it get it, horny - devil ^__^ )
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