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Thursday, May 9, 2013

Bathroom List: 6 Unused Gun Arguments



1. Nobody ever ate so many handguns that he died of heart disease. Why don’t we ban McDonalds?

2. Nobody ever fell into a gun show and was bitten to death by AK-47s. How come we don’t ban zoos?

3. Nobody ever got too close to a bag of guns and found himself swarmed by pistols until he was stung to death. Why don’t we ban bees?

4. Nobody ever drowned in a pile of guns. How come we don’t ban oceans?

5. Nobody ever jumped off the top of a sniper rifle because his stock portfolio tanked. Why don’t we ban skyscrapers?

6. Nobody ever got skin cancer from a rocket launcher being too bright. Why don’t we ban the sun?
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8 comments:

  1. Elephant's ChildMay 9, 2013 at 5:45 AM

    And, to the best of my knowledge, handguns do not cause pregnancy or tooth decay.

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  2. Alex J. CavanaughMay 9, 2013 at 7:57 AM

    Good points! I don't think they cause cancer in test rabbits either.

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  3. Danielle La PagliaMay 9, 2013 at 2:18 PM

    Or myopia or arthritis...

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  4. Larry KollarMay 9, 2013 at 3:06 PM

    Just wait a little while, someone will use those arguments.

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  5. J.L. SchmidtMay 10, 2013 at 8:00 AM

    hahaha :)

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  6. TinaMay 10, 2013 at 8:22 AM

    Awesome! So true. You can't legislate personal integrity, morality, or a code of ethics. Not that many members of the government have any of these qualities...which is why I stay as far away from politics as I can.
    Tina @ Life is Good
    Co-host, April 2013 A-Z Challenge Blog
    @TinaLifeisGood, #atozchallenge

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  7. Franny StevensonMay 10, 2013 at 10:46 AM

    Clever! So sensei this is for you http://frannychallenge.wordpress.com/2013/05/10/very-inspiring-blog-award/

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  8. BevimusMay 13, 2013 at 4:10 PM

    Brilliant, because these all make just as much sense as the ones currently being used.

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