Saturday, August 3, 2013
Bathroom Monologue: Character Sheet for Nigel Poshington
Name: Nigel Poshington
Character portrait: "I'm not consenting to this photograph, I'll sue you if it shows up on the web."
Occupation: C.E.O.
Religion: DOWism
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Gender: "Do you have anything bolder than 'Male'? Something that pops?"
Hit Points: "Touch me and I'll sue for every farthing in that stupid dragon hoard."
STATS
Str: 2
Con: 2
Dex: 2
Int: 4
Wis: 3
Char: 14
Inventory: Cane, briefcase, Blackberry (can summon Short Stocks three times per day), bills for commodities x5.
Class Perks: Plausible Deniability, Golden Parachute, Insider Trading (always has Initiative).
Special Abilities: Inspirational speech that none of the employees actually find inspirational; once per day can call his "friends" in the government to bail him out.
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Not sure I'd want him in my D&D party.
ReplyDeleteI'll put him on point. The orcs would probably call him "Boss."
ReplyDeleteAnd he has escaped D & D and has found a home on our newspapers, television, radio... And I agree wholeheartedly about his 'inspirational' speeches.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little relieved there isn't a demand for me to write his entire party.
DeleteThis got a belly laugh. Priceless.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Jamie!
DeleteI like his answer for gender. LOL!
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