It’s so cold out that he has to build a robot. After he’s
shoveled the snow, and cut the wood, and the stoked the fires, his bones are
still heavy with persistent chill. He’s weary and climbs into bed, beneath
layers of sheets and blankets, from which he constructs the robot.
Technically the robot is a military exoskeleton, but there
is no time for technicalities because the planet is under siege. There’s a
jersey knit sheet over him, full of microfiber transmitters. A heavier quilt
lays over that, but he puts his arms over it, because they always get too hot
under all the blankets, and because when he makes fists in the quilt, it feels
like two flight controllers molded to his hands. There’s another blanket over
that so his arms don’t get too cold, and to seal him into the cockpit. The only
thing it doesn’t cover is his head, though he can pull the blanket over it if
he gets a nightmare.
The beauty of his robot is that it convects his body heat,
storing and building it up much better than a snow suit or a single blanket
unit. Also, it has hard light lasers that can smash alien ships with armor that’s
heat resistant, and that’s wicked. His weary eyelids slide closed and he enjoys
a heads up display that targets all the enemy craft hidden in the sunspots.
His robot is so smartly built that he doesn’t feel it take
off. It moves through the stratosphere without a whisper, powered by Generation
Two Improbability Drive Tech. The invading aliens don’t even have Generation
One.
The wind rattles his windows like a hundred tractors driving
by. He imagines a hundred enemy space crafts, out-numbering him, but they are
out-teched and out-gunned. Just one squeeze of his imaginary triggers fills up
the sky with his hard light lasers.
Sometimes he shoots them down. Sometimes he goes up and
talks it out, and becomes instrumental in the peace process. Sometimes he falls
asleep right away. Saving the world is oddly relaxing.
Love it - 'Saving the world is oddly relaxing' particularly after shovelling snow, cutting wood and stoking duties.
ReplyDeleteThis is great, very witty and oddly touching. It reminds me of childhood imaginings.
ReplyDeleteAmazing where your imagination can take you.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're young, you can go anywhere and do anything.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great way to get to sleep. I kind of want one of those suits for my ride to work!
ReplyDeleteWow, to be able to (in a sense) rule the world while napping - love it!
ReplyDeleteGood luck and godspeed, you protector of the planet!
ReplyDeleteLove it, and how he incorporated bits of his favorite stories into his robot fantasy!
ReplyDeleteThis is a great depiction of heroic imaginings, how even blankets and sheets can become the components of an epic battle in space. Godspeed, kid, and keep the earth safe. I'll deal with the firewood once my knee gets better.
ReplyDeleteThat was awesomely good fun.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like a far better way than counting sheep. :-)
ReplyDeleteYeah, this is often how I get myself off to sleep - with the exoskeleton of what might be a darned good story. You are indeed a very clever boy!
ReplyDeleteNecessity may be the mother of invention, but imagination is the "Daddy." How many times have I zipped off to worlds undiscovered, being the master of all? Too many times, and I'm proud of it. I can relate to this young man on so many levels. May we, the creative, never grow up! Thanks for sharing this, John.
ReplyDeleteAh drifting off into a fantasy world can be relaxing, after all I've said it before, riding a dragon is far more fun than a horse, and saving worlds is up there with dragons ^_*
ReplyDeleteI have to echo the other comments. I never thought of how saving the world could be relaxing, but I see that now :).
ReplyDeleteBoundless possibilities our mind generates, but never is one greater than saving the world. Very peaceful and vast piece, John.
ReplyDeleteHe knew just how to battle the cold. Mind over matter.
ReplyDeleteI loved the contrast of the epic robot-ness with the cuddly blanket-ness.
ReplyDeletePlease let the quilt have been one of those vintage Star Wars quilts.