Humans: ill kill and eat anything that looks good
Lobster: I'm a bug that lives underwater.
Humans: eh still
Lobster: With claws!
Humans: bet I can crack em
Lobster: I taste like pencil erasers.
Humans: i got butter
Lobster: I release poison when I die.
Humans: i loves a challenge
Sigh. How true it is.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas John. And wonderful year(s) to follow.
Can't relate. I've never had a lobster. Does that mean I am a lobster? I am confused.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, John. I hope you had a nice holiday.
ReplyDeleteThe lobster is sure making a strong case for its self-preservation here!