John Wiswell on the Web

Bobby wanted to be a magician, but couldn't fit all the scarves up his sleeve and made a pocket dimension instead. He was a hack.

Step 1: make two small cups of tea since your OCD friend stole your big mug. Step 2: sip randomly from both cups. Step 3: watch your OCD f...

We laughed at prophecies that we'd be devoured by hollow trees. We didn't know "hollow tree" is arbor-speak for "hou...

During my most recent medical emergency, several of my Christian friends publicly announced they’d pray for me. When this happens, there’s ...

There is a physician’s office at the end of the sty. It is open only Mondays and Fridays, when something funny is put in the slop. On those...

The continent chastised her young islet, "Don't you take that town with me!"