Bathroom Monologue: Noise like snaketrails in the sand, you know?

The truth and nothing but the truth, scorned lovers, stealth bombers, death in childbirth, black light, black humor (of the M*A*S*H variety), black humor (of the Richard Pryor variety), list fiction, daydreams, near misses, original sin, freezerburn, Final Fantasy 2, healthy pride, compassionate conservatives, extinct predators, Native American Indians, biting the hand that feeds you, Oscar-winning Best Picture being good, freedom of speech being the right to wear whatever you want, and the State of the Union being the whole truth and nothing but the truth.