Bathroom Monologue: The Power of a Million

A million people thought The Da Vinci Code was worth retail price. A million people voted for the Communist party’s presidential candidate while he was in jail. A million people think they’ll lose weight by strapping electroshock devices to their abs. A million people, while considerably more than the amount of people who care about me, is not that many in the face of a planet that can easily produce a billion who want to kick your million’s asses. It’s definitely not an impressive enough statistic to convince me we need great national change. It’s not even enough to convince me to change my tires when the treads wear down.