Bathroom Monologue: “If the shoe fits…” –Annoying people, throughout the decades

If the shoe fits, then walk on it and see if it’s comfortable. Also see if the look appeals to you. No sense in keeping an ugly shoe just because it fits your foot. Examine the price – how much does this fitting shoe cost? If it’s too expensive, try on some others. It can’t be the only shoe in the whole store that fits. If it is the only shoe the store will give you that happens to fit, then go to a better store. If the shoe salesman is dumb enough to say you should wear it just because it fits, tell his manager. He may be wearing a size too small. If all else fails, get custom made shoes that actually suit you.