Noun Challenge Begins Sunday

Dear Readers,

Thank you for the surprisingly quick responses of the Joker, Kentucky Derby and volcanic pumice. At the very least you've enabled me to type a sentence no man has ever written before just by thanking you.

The first monologue in the experiment will go up Sunday, with one a day until Saturday. I'm doing my best to keep them different. So far I've got a sentient volcano, an unusual specialty restaurant, a supervillain taking a day at the races and an unsuccessful deity out of the deal.

I'll be doing another experiment sooner than later. This one won't be first-come, first-serve, so everyone gets a shot.

Thanks for playing along!

Cheers,
John Wiswell