They said the house was haunted.
He said the house was cheap.
She was scared to shivering.
He turned on the lights.
The lights went out.
He turned on the solar-powered flash.
It flickered and died.
He threw some logs in the fireplace.
An inexplicable breeze kept killing the kindling.
He poured out lighter fluid on some floorboards.
The lights came back on.
yes even ghosts can see which way the wind blows.
ReplyDeletenicely done.
I like a man who knows how to get the job done.
ReplyDeleteIt makes me laugh. I love it!
ReplyDeleteI don't know, man- it didn't work in the grudge. Even though that house was made primarily of paper...
ReplyDeleteYou are a very clever man, John. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteAdam B @revhappiness
I wasn't expecting that,
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh so hard and,
I had to share it with my family.
They all love it
@jcunknown
I love this! All I can picture is what would have happened if the girl from Paranormal Activity had been dating a smarter guy.
ReplyDelete*shrieks, possibly from laughter*
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