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Saturday, August 6, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: "Write me a haiku about a dog watching TV. Now! Go!" -Red

Some of my friends are unorthodox. When I returned home yesterday, one greeted me with the demand, "Write me a haiku about a dog watching TV. Now! Go!"

I went to the bathroom. I came back with this. I missed you all.

Animal Planet
This channel can fuck itself
Dog likes pro wrestling
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4 comments:

  1. Laura EnoAugust 6, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    But what do cats like?
    Dogs getting thrown to the mat?
    No. They're more refined.

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  2. Danielle La PagliaAugust 6, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    I don't know it it's your friends who are unorthodox, so much as they understand and appreciate how unorthodox you are, Dog.

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  3. Helen A. HowellAugust 6, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    Hmm but do they like tag wrestling????

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  4. HarryAugust 6, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    Lassie puzzled Rex
    Timmy might be in the well
    but bitch, not her sex

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