1. Nobody ever ate so many handguns that he died of heart
disease. Why don’t we ban McDonalds?
2. Nobody ever fell into a gun show and was bitten to death
by AK-47s. How come we don’t ban zoos?
3. Nobody ever got too close to a bag of guns and found
himself swarmed by pistols until he was stung to death. Why don’t we ban bees?
4. Nobody ever drowned in a pile of guns. How come we don’t
ban oceans?
5. Nobody ever jumped off the top of a sniper rifle because
his stock portfolio tanked. Why don’t we ban skyscrapers?
And, to the best of my knowledge, handguns do not cause pregnancy or tooth decay.
ReplyDeleteGood points! I don't think they cause cancer in test rabbits either.
ReplyDeleteOr myopia or arthritis...
ReplyDeleteJust wait a little while, someone will use those arguments.
ReplyDeletehahaha :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome! So true. You can't legislate personal integrity, morality, or a code of ethics. Not that many members of the government have any of these qualities...which is why I stay as far away from politics as I can.
ReplyDeleteTina @ Life is Good
Co-host, April 2013 A-Z Challenge Blog
@TinaLifeisGood, #atozchallenge
Clever! So sensei this is for you http://frannychallenge.wordpress.com/2013/05/10/very-inspiring-blog-award/
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, because these all make just as much sense as the ones currently being used.
ReplyDelete