Bathroom Monologue: "i cannot find a good first person summary of life for a woman mobster in her 40's" -Jennifer Reed

"I smoke a lot of cigarettes. Don't care if I get throat cancer. I haven't slept with my husband in twelve years. I say I look better in pinstripes than him. I have a large collection of bowler hats, all from men I've off'd for running when they owed me. Oh my God, my hips are spreading."